Monday, May 12, 2008

Traverler's Rule #327

No matter how funny you think it will be...when customs asks' you if you are traveling with any animals DO NOT SAY TROUSER SNAKE. I admit it seems like a brilliant idea at first, but chances are you'll get a douche bag agent who doesnt get the joke like (ask jules about this). The results are usually a hour of questioning, your pants around your ankles, and rubber gloves. Now unless that sounds like a good time to you, follow the simple mantra of "dont pull it out until she ask's; or until she's sleeping" and all is well.


Jay and Silent Bob - Trouser Snake
god speed!

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